>>8996349DUBS
you push through the crowd with your gigachadness. the normal chads can only look in awe.
>>899635132
you have a difficult time getting through the large crowd. A bunch of chads are in the way, and when you get past the chads you come across a bunch of basedboys, not looking where they're going since they have their head down looking at their nintendo switches.
>>899635442
you stomp on a random kid that's excited to see basedvengers: the last jedi. He dies a horrible death. luckily no one notices this because his mom's boyfriend is on his switch, and everyone else is busy trying to get to robert.
also no one hears a word you say since it's so loud.
>>8996370dubs
you part the ways easily with your 8'1 stature. you arrive at robert with gigachad.
>>899637320
oh shit nigga on the way to watch the latest slow burn, bone chilling, atmosphere-oozing, trope-subverting, genre-redefining, gut-wrenching, spine-tingling, emotionally draining, paranoia-inducing, jaw-clenching, nerve-wracking, dread-inducing, character-development driven and cheap jumpscares free A24 horror film, a shooter that's going to see joker walks in, and he points his gun at you. you only have a split second to act.
>>8996349>>8996370you guys arrive at robert. pic related.
he's very excited to see you lads, but he loses his smile when you ask for the ticket.
robert: "Uhhh, sorry anons, there's a no singles policy." he says very loud. but then leans in and whispers "don't worry i got your backs, just gotta trick the managers." he then sneakily hands you both your tickets.
