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>Be American me
>Speak one language
>Never had a passport in my entire life
>Yet I could go anywhere and someone would speak my language and accept my money
>Never see a foreign soldier in my life
>(Unless you count Israeli soldiers, amirite?)
>Get to chant "USA! USA! USA!" and mean it
>Get to (and I do cuz /k/) own a shit load of guns
>Step in at the last minute in WWI and claim total victory
>Show up at the last minute in WWII and get all the credit
>Hated by all the little shithole countries and fag countries
>Basically the Chad of the world
All the other countries in the world can get fucked.
Except Australia. They seem pretty cool
