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>be white as fuck
>even vitamin D deficient so the whites also hate me
>go into white establishment
>special: extra spicy, not enough to sign a waiver but close combo
>order it with full confidence
>3 people try talking me out of it
>say "its cool ive signed waivers for my food before"
>they look at me with concern
>food is made, spicy
>eat it no problem, not even sweating
>manager is here too
>they tell me verbatim "you are the only person ive seen eat this without sweating"
>tell them thank you and that i wish it was spicier but its still very good
>they tell me people ordered this and cried/demanded milk/refunds etc
>just be smug and enjoy the spicy food in a place where "spicy" means mild jalapeno tier heat
feels good being white with a sense of spice
shame theres no video games that cater to spicy food enjoyers like myself.
