>>7625704Go to Quebec, learn to speak baguette, and then join the revolutionaries to fight for independence against the leaf menace as well as the Chinese and Angl*'s who wish to remain in control of them.
Do all this and your bond to have a few cute Frenchy Québécois to fall for you, well if you manage to not die anyway.
Good luck getting laid and turning your future gf into a mother anon.