>>19180205"Oi nah, well, I ain't ackshally sure if I'm loik BACK back, but I knows that SpaghettiKelpie wants ta tork to me or summin. I fink I gotta meetin' with Thea comin' up ta tork about it. Maybe dey want me ta be their new commentator? Reckon Oi've got da voice for it? Nyeh heh heh."
"But nah, fuck off, enuff about me, yeah? Shit, how'd ya hurt yaself, mate? Youse an' Flamo celebratin' that new ring a bit too much hey? Nyeh heh heh. Or hurta ya backs carryin' the tag division. Nah I'm just fucking with ya. Hope ya get well soon -- oh, and I definitely hope Flamo's doing orright. Fuck me, she's a top notch gal. You snagged yaself a good one, mate. Oi and if ya don't mind me asken, how's Nickers doin'? Shit, I've missed you cunts lika ya wouldn’t believe."
"Speakin' of, I've missed a lot, hey? I know Milfo got the title from Nicko. Maybe ol' Sheila has gotta get some fucken payback for that last match, hey?"
>>19181173>[Sheila sits in unusually silent contemplation for a moment, as Colby checks her phone. When it vibrates to imply Colby has a message, Sheila cannot hold back the grin on her face.]"Oi Martini, youse can work wiff leck-triss-itty, yeah? Ya reckon ya can work wiff batt'ry operated stuff? Ya know, like, make stuff vibrate? Youse might be the most popular gal in the Mansion, nyeh heh heh."