>>14972879canadian whiskey? no, never had the pleasure
but yea, I'll set you up with some good local liquors, caña, and toritos and tequila and pox, I'm not much of a mezcal man but I do know where to find good things, espadín and quish and the like from oaxaca
have a good ol' drunken time
this place isn't really as bad as tvnews make it out to be or a shithole, I could go buy a macallan 12 a few blocks from my house if I had the money and disposition
we've got internet and electricity and pavement on the streets and everything, just no guns heheh, maybe the peje will liberate them and we'll deal with them baddies mexican style
you can meet my friends, see we're not the obnoxious pocho wetbacks you get in your cities going holmes holmes with bigass pants and baseball shirts ehehhe