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> be indian
> produce cheap shitty stuff
> produce also lots of water contaminated with mercury, lead and other heavy metals
> use it to water your rice plants
> go home whilst get bitten by moscitos
> refresh yourself with some water from a mud puddle with hundreds of parasites in it whilst a holy cow is shitting near it
> arrive home
> greet your 12 children and you pregnant wife which is also your cousin
> wife gives birth
> kid looks like 3 kids at the same time, to many legs and arms
> holy shit JACKPOT
> tell everyone in the village about it
> everyone believes its the reincarnation of some crazy goddess
> they visit your house and give you money and presents
