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O' I wish I was a Northern man.
With pink and healthy skin.
O' I wish I was a Northern man
Then Norf F.C would win.
Northern towns, Satanic Mills
Endless Carling lager spills
Sausage rolls to fill my belly
Watching footie on the telly.
I'd have six kids with wife Chantelle
Another five with Danielle.
Settle in with all my bennies
Counting out my ill gained pennies.
I'd march to Southern fairy towns
Making Northern chanting sounds.
Watch them quiver, watch them gasp
At their protestations I do rasp.
"TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY" we'd all shout
"Not those bleedin' lager louts"
"FREE TOMMY" we bark and we cry
"No thank you" came their reply
It's match days I'd look to most
Smashing up my dear old host.
I'd wear red, you'd wear blue
I'll stain your shirt a purple hue