>>10742180I currently have a half Israeli marketing GF whose previous job was as a celebrity handler. She was introduced to me by my best friend and she is perfect for me, often it seems too good to be true. She owns a house and lets me live in it with her rent free. We never fight and she is always very sweet and supportive of my business even though it hardly makes any money.
>>10742186The combo of her being a former celebrity handler+my best friend introducing me to her, and their families being close their entire lives makes me suspicious. Also all of our grandpas are freemasons, as are the grandpas of many of my friends.
>>10742185>Disney PrincessesThis, especially Tangled and Aladin, the ones about princesses rescuing poor schmos like me and chasing dreams and shit
It is comfy and I am currently being very productive these past 2 years dating her. Ug-am I just controlled and handled in a Truman show? How do I escape without pissing the GATE program off?