>>19683618>[Holy fucking shit. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? You can lie to the Gun Girl wannabe at Claire's house -- nice job making up with her, by the way. I'm sure she was thrilled that Kelly BY GODDESS No-fucking-way-ga wanted to be her friend when that truck painted the sidewalk with her. But you can lie to C.A.M.O and you can even lie to the Firebird. But you can't lie to me -- because you can't lie to you. You're not getting any extra payment. There was no favour called in. You found out that the Dog chose the Firebird and you hauled your ass to Japan to stay ahead. The same Firebird who just broke down, by the way. And now you're panicking because YOU KNOW YOU'RE NEXT.]The Firebird didn't break down. She ran out her clock. A better exit than many of us get. Fifteen years of this bullshit, putting on the best matches she or I ever could. She was always a better wrestler than I--
>[Excuses, excuses. The Old You would never have admitted that, even to me. The Old You would have taken it as a challenge. But fine, the Firebird was good. What about the Fivehead then, huh? Colby FUCKING Jefferson comes out swinging and puts your name in her mouth and you tuck your tail between your legs and run like SCARED LITTLE BITCH you've always been. The Real You would have a 9-page promo ready by now. To drop on her, to crush her spirit and then knee her in the GOD-DAMN-MOTHER-FUCKING-SIZE-OF-A-BARN-FOREHEAD. But you don't, do you? You know she's going to interview the Crab?]I--
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