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>be me
>be obsessed with farting in every fridge I can get away with
>be working at a catering buisness
>lots of room sized fridges and freezers
>often alone in them
>living the fucking dream
>yesterday I'm in the freezer with the sous chef
>petite blonde in her 20's-30's
>pretty timid person
>she bents over to pick some stuff
>she lets out a short but audible fart
>immediately stand up, blushes and looks at me to see if I've noticed
>i've noticed
>this cunt just farted in my freezer
>MY. FUCKING. FREEZER.
>i have to protect my territory from this invader
>i march towards her, and stop about an inch from her
>and it happens
>the petite woman witnesses a 6 ft 230 pound man unleash the longest, loudest, wettest fart she's probably ever encountered
>all while staring her dead in the eyes
>I turn around, and walk out of the freezer
>mfw she didn't come to work today
