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Well, anon? Why don't you want to become a walking Chad?
>Get paid to workout
>Get paid to shoot guns
>Free fuckin college
>Free shitty fuckin healthcare
>Uniforms that could get the ugliest autist laid
>Unlimited all you can eat crayons
>More fuckin money just to marry a stripper, whaaaaaat???
>Shoot mudslimes, commies, or maybe your own mother if the mission dictates
>An extra 2 inches on your dick
>Silkies
>Get the best training available to be homeless as shit
