>>12042317I saw OP at the /pol/ board in faggotland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in internet, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept replying to my posts and and going “huh? huh? huh?” and posting pics of his horrid face. I browsed away and continued with my shitposting, and I heard him chuckle as I left the thread. When I came to post my post I saw him trying to walk out the boards with like fifteen cheese pizzas in his hands without posting.
The mod at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those shitposts.” At first he kept pretending to be retarded and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and shit on the counter. When she took one of the bars and started eating it, he stopped her and told her to eat them each slowly “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she ate each bar crying and puked in a bag and started to ban OP he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
