https://youtu.be/A52--FKUQgU>[You got the touch...]>[You got the power...]>[Yeah!]Stan Bush's 'The Touch' blares through the arena, as the lights dim and a spotlight fades in on the entrance way. Stepping out from the darkness, one arm raised, moving in slow-motion...
Kelby Jefferson.
She moves in perfect parody of another's entrance, kicking her leg up high before entering through the ropes. A ringside attendant gives Kelby a microphone. Before speaking, she soaks in the reaction from the crowd.
>[Soon, in a horrid accent, this gross amalgamation of Kelly 'The Best Wrestler In the Company' Omega and some weird hillbilly begins to speak.]