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heavy earrape static chef: wat u want signore
patron 1: 1 italian drink pls
c: k
p1: that boi ain't righto
patron 2: oh
p2: oh wait...nigga this ain't a drink for normies it taste like when jesus was cruxified instead of accepting death he began to pose menacingly the romanian was scared they began to believe that god existed so they sending thots to fuck jesus but jesus refused then he began a journey to find a perfect woman but he never finds one he began to realized... that he looks like obi wan kenobi and the fact that all women are thot so he gave up and almost killed himself then he found a creature to satisfy his lust... it's a sheep he really loves sheep so he fucked them everyday but one day he fucked them so goddamn hard... that he cant feel his left leg... his left leg has went totally numb... and his dick has also went totally numb... to the point where he cant cum anymore so he killed himself but his sperm is still in the sheeps womb.. and someone killed them... and collect his cum to make this water.
p1: jesus cum is my favorite drink now
c: sike! u just got nae naed
p1: nani the fuck
c: thats not jesus cum that is BRAIN SMARTNESS JUICE *distorted earrape bass increases*
