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>be me
>be 35 years old and in college(again)
>wake up at 6:30am feeling awesome because it's early as fuck
>start the coffee brewing and get a big glass of water to drink to slowly wake me up then make the bed and stretch
>drink coffee while admiring my naked body and my ridiculously awesome fit progress in the mirror
>check my reddit porn account, see that I've gained 40 followers and ~200 upboats after posting new pics of my dick and balls yesterday
>browse through pics of other guy's junk that posted at the same time or since who are only getting sub-10 votes and not entirely sure why everyone likes mine so much better?
>might be because I keep including flat stomach and fit thick thighs in shot so make mental note to feature them more
>read through several messages from guys and gals (be bi so the more the merrier) who are literally begging to service and worship my junk
>all my classes start at 6pm so spend whole day relaxed (and naked)
>work out
>take nice cold shower to relax muscles
>play video games (bloodborne again)
>flirt on dating apps
>study a bit
>be conten as fuck
>go to class (programming)
>listen intently to instructor
>casually look around room at people looking confused or glazed over
>lecture ends, get assignment for lab
>easy-peasy, get done in about 15 minutes
>everyone else still working and looking confused
>see on a few screens that they are still declaring variables.. wtf?
>double check assignment to make sure I didn't miss anything, but, of course, I didnt.
>turn assignment in and leave early
>eat literal lb of fucking meat because protein
>feel like a fatty even with flat stomach
>feel very self-satisfied with self because narcissism is fucking awesome
oh yeah, almost forgot..
>get on 4chan and read posts by whiny losers because i wasted my entire life up to my early 30s being a stupid whiny little bitch just like them and I have to remind myself how much happier I am now so I don't take it for granted
