>>14437738>Tacos won't shave with your razor.waste of money
>Tacos won't ask, "Is there another taco?"i don't eat those
>Tacos won't look through your checkbook.i don't use that
>A taco won't mind if you share it with a friend.neither will a woman if the friend is hot
>(A) "Is it hard yet?"> (B) "Is it in yet?"> (C) "Have you seen a doctor about that?"no one says that
>A taco won't tell other tacos about your cucumber.too bad
>Tacos don't mind if you eat their friends.eating pussy is gross kill yourself
>Tacos never ask you to call them in the morning.nothing beats morning dose of hatred for women
>With a taco, you never have to say you're sorryyou don't absolutely have to, unless you are a beta cuck
>You don't have to tell tacos you love them.it's true
>Tacos don't fall in love with you just because you have sex.that's a bad thing
>Tacos don't make you wear a condom.beta cuck moment however
>You don't have to hold a taco while it's falling asleep.it's warmer that way though
>Tacos never have headaches.and you never have headache pills?
>Tacos don't leave hair in your teeth.depends where you bought it
>Tacos don't care if you're married.do women?
>Tacos never even talk about marriage.that's not a good thing though unless you are a childfree redditor
>You can have your taco as hot as you want it.good point
>Tacos don't insist on foreplay.why is foreplay bad if you mentioned erection problems?