>>16067914SCP 16067765 - akariman
Security Level: Top Secret
Containment Class: Keter
Description: SCP 16067765, also known as akariman, is a cognitohazard that influences the behavior of people that come in contact with it. Frequently, this behavior is extremely homosexual in nature. SCP 16067765 is seen in various websites and often resides in
4chan.org, where it is referred to as “OP”. The SCP creates a combination of memetic words and phrases that it calls a “diary” (SCP 16067765-2). Any person who reads this diary experiences a change in thought patterns based on the specific part they read. This leads to re-enactments of the events described in it. Effects vary between victims, ranging from slow changes to daily life, no effect at all, instant influence, or the opposite of what the diary says. Opposite effected individuals are prone to sudden outbursts of wildly nonsensical and spastic behavior. Contents of the diary are usually mundane or seeming harmless, but have a cryptic and incoherent nature. It is thought this is what causes the strange and homosexual tendencies in its victims. Incidents of crowds having orgies on rooftops and gay sex while riding motorcycles in pink helmets in the [REDACTED] position have been reported. Hospitals have reported treating many patients at once for injuries relating to inserting massive random objects up the ass, including hockey sticks, [REDACTED], and baseball bats. Spontaneous acts of gay sex have been seen in bakeries, public sidewalks, coffee shops, [REDACTED], [REDACTED] smoothie stores, and even funerals. Pedestrians have been spotted wearing ridiculous homosexual clothing, such as pink pirate outfits, diamond covered BDSM suits, gay cowboy costumes, rainbow flashing strobe helmets, bikinis made out of endangered animals, shirts that say “I’M GAY”, shirts that say [REDACTED], and skinny jeans, in correlation to akariman. Naked men wearing nothing but top hats and capes have also been reported.
