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>be 8
>dad's new "friend" is always at the house
>she comes over for dinner parties, even brings me gifts on random days when she comes over
>mom and dad get a "trial seperation"
>2 months later dad begs mom to take him back
>they get back together
>learn 10 years later that dad was having an affair with that "friend"
>fast forward to 17 years old
>parents who used to be sober in AA for 17 years relapse
>full blown alcoholism has returned
>One night at 18 years old go out to bar with dad
>His friend Julie is there at bar
>They dance while I hit on chicks my own age
>Dad drunk as fuck
>I'm driving us back to hotel
>Dad is looking at his phone and asks me to take him to Julie's hotel
>Fuck no dad
>He passes out in car
>Fast forward to 19 years old
>Dad always on business trips
>Mom always drunk on vodka
>One day there is ring at the doorbell
>I go get the door
>Some Arabicish-Moroccan-esque Chad-tier asshole named Raz is at the door asking to see my mom
>It's 11pm
>I wanted to kill him
To this day I have never cheated on any girl I have ever been with
And I am incredibly paranoid that someone will cheat on me.....
Also:
>Fast forward to 22 years old
>I lift weights and consider myself 7.5/10
>Move back to childhood town
>Run into that woman, at a coffee shop, that dad had an affair with when I was 8 years old
>She was very flirty and was rubbing my shoulders
>Could have been eskimo bros with my dad I'm pretty sure if I chose to engage her
This world is fucked up, boys.....
