>>18679904Kasumi O'Brian jumps the barricade. She slides into the ring grabbing the ring announcer's microphone.
"Gimme that shit!"
Kasumi says as she wrestles the microphone away. She clears her throat before attempting a deep announcer's voice.
"Introducing, one of the greatest wrestlers in this business today! Part of the best faction in the WWA, the Widowmaker Society, her last loss was nothing but a fluke! Weighing a lean, 130 pounds, and hailing from the great city of TOKYO! AND THE GREAT COUNTRY OF JAPAN! Whichever Bubblegum Crisis member she's facing is dumb to accept this match, I bring you, KELLLYYYYYY, THE INSTANT REPLAYYYYYYY, DIVANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Kasumi yells into the mic, before grinning and tossing the mic back to the ring announcer and rolling out of the ring.
>>18680858Kasumi O'Brian again jumps the barricade, sliding in the ring. The announcer this time meekly hands her the microphone.
"Now here WE got the better half of Bubblegum Crisis, um, to be honest I couldn't figure out which one is which...Anyway! One of the best tag teams today. Maybe not better than the Widowmaker Society, but absolutely better than Immaculate Connection! CHEER DAMMIT!"
Kasumi says, until Amy Flame starts her entrance.
"And now walking to the ring, she collects STDs like Pokémon, hailing from some craphole in Australia or England, who really gives a shit. WEIGHING AT A WHOLE...well I'll just say, she looks a few or 20 pounds heavier than the last time she weighed in. A whole INTIMIDATING FIVE FOOT TWO, THAT'S LIKE, 155 CM OR SOMETHING! WHICH IS EVEN SHORTER THAN AN ALCOHOLIC HAPA! AMMYYYYYY! FULL FEAR! BECAUSE SHE'S A COWARDDDDDDDD! FLAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Kasumi grins as she tosses the mic back to the regular announcer.