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The usual way of learning them is grinding each column starting from right, so the vowels, but that's fucking stupid and what they want you to believe is the best way. I've come up with a better way, just for you imbeciles, so be fucking greatful. We will go diagonally. Now, I will present you with your first hiragana in a moment, I'd just like to say that I will answer your question, but only after our lesson. Don't worry, it won't be long, I don't want to overwhelm your tiny brains.
Our first character will be the hiragana for "NU". Now, to avoid you morons going out and saying to your mom or some random dude on the street "I KNOW THE HIRAGANA FOR "NEW" MOM/RANDOM DUDE ON THE STREET!!!11111!!2e1452", this is NOT how you pronounce it. You pronounce it with the "long" 'u' sound (but not some fucking 'uh' bullshit). It's the sound that you make when you say "canoe". No, not that one, the second one, nitwit.
