You just lie and say you didn't get it despite it saying 'delivered'. They don't have the time to deal with it, so they'll just send you a replacement (or you can ask for a refund instead) as well as compensate for 'their' error by giving you another month of Prime free.
In Canada (at least Ontario), we have gay community mailboxes which are fucking retarded. You have to drive or walk to a bunch of mailboxes and then use your mail key to open your slot. If you get a package, they leave you a key to open the dedicated, larger package slots (you return them based on trust).
Anyway,
As long as your order says 'Your package was delivered', and nothing else, you can lie about not getting the package. Obviously just space out how often you do it.
If I don't want to wait the length of time for it to be suspicious, create new accounts, do a free month of prime, order the product as a gift. Then you just say to customer support that you created the account so that your -insert fake relative here- doesn't see the gift in the order history (since you share the account with them).
If it fucks up, and you wind up not being able to lie to them (if there's a picture, or if it says 'handed to home owner') just do a return on it.
Amazon is pretty much entirely automated, and the employees there don't give a fuck at the return center. They just scan shit all day.
Just select 'Item no longer needed', or 'incompatible/not useful' since some of the options will make you pay for shipping.
Also:
>>5668354>buy whatever they need at whatever cost>whatever cost>smart peopleNo wonder you're working in customer service.
Anyway:
If you were smart, you'd realize that the time that it takes to tell them that you didn't get your shit, takes like 15 minutes. If you wind up selling the shit you get for free, you make what, $300-600 for 15 minutes of work?
Say hi to Rakish in the other cubicle for me.
