>>3134953>>3134960>plane is going down in the middle of the pacific>pilot spots a small island and attempts to crash land on it>you are the sole survivor of the resulting crash>fuel floods the wreckage and a fire erupts>there are three bags within your reach>you are protecting your scrotum with one hand so you can only grab one bag with the other>once you choose a bag, the others will be completely destroyed>in bag A: an emergency shelter, food and water rations, a nintendo switch with several games and a solar charger, and a working emergency radio/ beacon that can be used to summon rescue>in bag B: Enough supplies for at least 6 months, seed packets for growing useful crops, and an ancient talisman that will make the natives regard you as a God and emperor. The native women are famous for being 11/10's and the god emperor gets an entire harem of sluts for life>In bag C: A steaming hot log of shit fresh from Andy SIxx's assholeWhich bag do you grab, /bant/?
