Quoted By:
Thomas: "Uh guys, I think we've been duped by this Jesus guy. Didn't he say he'd rise from the dead or something? It's been like, 3 days."
John: "Dude relax, I thought I saw him while I was taking a shit earlier. I mean it might have been him, it looked a lot like him...I mean, we put a lot of time into this guy. I don't want to call it quits yet. Maybe he's just, you know, busy or something?"
Thomas: "I won't believe it unless I can put my fingers into his nail holes and thrust my hand into his side hole!!! I want to penetrate Jesus!!!"
*Jesus appears*
Jesus: "tsk tsk doubting Thomas, what a naughty boy you are! But don't worry, I am a loving God. Now come here and put your fingers in my holes."
John 20:24-29
