>>17121680When I first started working in IT I was super naive and didn't have much exposure to jeets. Worked there for awhile and they had a new hire, H1B fresh off the boat. I walked into the break room one day and it smelled like literal dog shit. It hit me like a ton of bricks. I started looking around for what was making such a pungent smell, it was making me gag. I thought somebody had brought a dog in and is that shit somewhere, and ran through it, you could snell it in the halls before you even got to the break room, absolutely overwhelming the place. Turns out it was some kind of food the jeet brought, and he had microwaved it.
I remember my boss looked at me like, ohh you poor soul, you don't know... he took me into his office and calmly explained to me that I couldn't make comments like that. I tried to protest and tell them something's not right that smells like feces, how can he be eating it, why are we expected to tolerate that. I said, you KNOW that's fucked up, and he just said that we have to follow something called title 9. Okaay.
A few days later I walked into the bathroom and the smell hit me again. I went in and immediately went out, I thought about going and finding a different bathroom but I had to pee really bad, so went back in. Tried to hold my breath. But I wasn't able to and at some point I had to inhale and when I did I actually wretched and vomited while I was pissing. it's the only time in my life I vomited just from the smell of something. I didn't even think it was really possible.
Anyway, few months later the jeet got caught creating shady accounts for himself and not sharing the passwords with management and they fired him.
