>>20808933dude you need to learn more about calls. I'm a retard when it comes to options, but even I know that's not how it works. sucks to learn about options, but try Options and Options Trading by Robert Ward, dude starts out slow for us retards, then builds up gradually, repeating important shit along the way, because he treats me like the retard that I am and I'm thankful for that.
and for now, I would only do puts on GME, they're super cheap but the upside is huge. The one thing about options is when they are vanilla (only call or put, no hedge) they act as scratcher tickets for investing retards, especially with one day expirations, you only lose the premium you paid at most. like the retards I used to work with that bought scratch off tickets every time they got an energy drink. I swear if circle k introduces a way to both dumb down options and sell them out of a machine in store, they would make way more money than lotto tickets and scratch offs combined.
those cultists are gonna crack sometime, and when they do I'll be waiting with my cheap puts. maybe I gotta start finding ways to break those dorks down psychologically, get some easy money.
