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>Hold up bruv, whats this?
>*grabs bulge*
>Feels... dry. What is this?
>*pulls out your dick*
>Haha! What the fuck is that? It looks... mutilated?
>Sorry lad, can't come in here with that thing. I mean look at it! Who would do such a thing?
>It feels like sandpaper. When did this happen?
>As a child? What the fuck is wrong with your parents. You were 1 day old??
Holy shit lad, that is awful.
>Wait, they did it because of a Jewish doctrine?!
>You couldn't make this shit up.
>Lads, come here and look at this! He only went and got mutilated as a baby by a Jewish doctor! It feels like sandpaper! I can't believe it, ahahahahahhahahahah
What do?
