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>be me
>live fairly comfortable life
>be by the coast, pretty rocky
>have massive crush on 'Irene'
>she is the prettiest and smartest girl i know
I would ask her out, but there was one thing in my way
>george
>i really didn't like george but irene seemed to love him
>he was this small manling with barely any hair and big cheeks
>i'm still friends with irene though,we see each other frequently
>one day i go to her apartment , walk in her room and see her in bed with george
>her shirt fucking unbuttoned
>i begin to hate george
>hatch a plan
>i want george gone, but i cant make it obvious it was me
>it has to look like an accident
>sabotage george's car
>the brake no longer works
>invite irene and george to a picnic near the cliff
>irene has most of the supplies
>george comes along in his car too
>car goes forward, straight for the edge
>irene bolts to car, faster than i've ever seen anyone run with my own eyes
>she stops the car with her bare hands
>calls the cops
>get arrested
> mfw i'm charged with the attempted murder of a 2 year old child
