>>6611253Go learn to make a kebab, then open up your own kebab franchise. It can't be that hard to make a kebab if kebabs can do it...
What, are you afraid of a little cultural appropriation? That's just something that people with no worth beyond some random cultural quirk complain about.GO OUT THERE AND IMPROVE ON THEIR INFERIOR CULTURE!
If Californian can make a successful pizza franchise, and taco bell makes the best "Mexican", YOU CAN MAKE KEBAB!
What are you waiting for? Improve on their culture, make a sushi kebab. Kebab bento box. Kebab in store with no dirty kebabs behind the counter. It's a win win for everyone but kebabs, but who fucking cares.
Just. Fucking. Kebab.