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In the beginning in the garden god saw that Adam was lonely and jacking off all day and talking to animals who couldn’t talk back. God thought no this boy ain’t right maybe I should give him a companion. So he made a women and told Adam this is your wife now do with her whatever you want just plz stop jerking off to animals.
Eve and Adam fucked all day in the garden and explored it together, until one day eve got convinced by a bastard snake to eat the forbidden fruit.
With that moment she doomed us all
