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Noire, like all the girls in the WWA, receives dozens of letters from fans around the world every day.
Some are marriage proposals, some contain challenges from would be rivals, and some are pages of gibberish covered in mystery fluids.
At first glance the letter sitting atop today's pile of fan mail appears to be an example of the latter category, but Noire knows a cryptogram when she sees one.
She quickly deciphers the message, it reads as follows...
>How's Spaghetti Town treatin' ya, kid?
>Yer Ma an' I have been keepin' up with yer wrestlin' career to the best of our ability, but life's keepin' us kinda busy these days
>Which reminds me, there's a couple o' cuties I wanna introduce ya to the next time ya come visit, they're dyin' ta meet their big sis
>I DID say yer Ma an' I have been keepin' busy hehehe
Gross.
>Please think about visiting soon
>KC tells me you'll live to be hundreds if not thousands of years old, but you grew to physical maturity within just a few short months and I imagine the twins will too
>Trust me, you'll want to get to know them before they hit their teenage years.. er, weeks
>We love you Enoki, and we're so proud of everything you've accomplished
>Mom
>P,S. If you need help deciphering this letter there's a handy cypher on the back of the enclosed photo
>I guess it defeats the whole purpose of writing in code, but I've got an image to protect ya know!