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Italian girls:
>slim
>highly-cultured
>could cook a 10/10 meal using nothing but a tin of tomatoes, some garlic and a lot of swear words
>ideal holiday is renting a small cottage in a historic village, going biking with you during the day to explore nearby sights and cuddling up to you at night time, while stroking your hair and babbling at you in her indecipherable moon language
British girls:
>fat, look like hams with smiley faces drawn on them
>extent of cultural knowledge is what happened on Jezza last night
>vaguely knows how to use the microwave, doesn't stop and stir ready meals halfway through
>ideal holiday is 10 days in Magaluf, giving blowjobs to 20 guys for a free drink
