>>18953967>>18953970>Be me>Second day on the job>The wetards get Wednesday as the day out>Take them to a lawn-bowls club, they have fun there, the Wheelchairs have special equipment so they can have a go. >Everything is fine so far we finish off the day with a feed at the club. I say to myself "This is easy, these guys are harmless"
>My coworker comes up to me in a fret. >I can't find Macca.>"It's ok, I'll have a look" >Macca is a 6'6" giant with severe anger issues. >Macca hasn't taken his medication, an issue with his carer's Medicare>Find Macca in the men's bathroom. >The local school kids are filming him doing something, ranting and raving. >wtf_is_going_on.jpg>"Stop it!" Macca mutters.>force my way through the kids>mfw this cunt is having a wank on the toilet!>I kick out the school kids immediately and scolded them. >I attempt to get Macca to pull his pants up so we can go. >"NO!" while still wanking>I wrestle with him to get his pants up and attempt to reason with him>"NO!" my arse goes flying into the urinal. >Those school kids still filming.>Try and get up but slip on a urinal cake. >Coworker comes in and sees the situation. >Coworker tells Macca to pull his pants up or he'll call Nan.>"I'll be good don't call Nan" Macca promptly pulls his pants up, stands up and leaves. >mfw I'm covered in piss, School kids are laughing at me, I am on world star. >Coworker is a TopG, Gets me an Uber and a replacement for the rest of the day. ngl I almost quit because of that
