>>7570716Let's assume not all americans are gay. Then there exists at least one american who is not gay. Let's call this american Aaron. Now, because Aaron is american, he is retarded and has a tiny pp. But, because Aaron is not gay, he must have a girlfriend. Let's call this girlfriend Becky. Ergo, he must still have a positive quality that makes him be able to have Becky, that which cannot be his intelligence or a large pp. This concludes Aaron must be rich. But, because Aaron is rich, this means Becky does not have to work, from which follows Becky has a lot of free time. And because Aaron has a tiny pp, Becky is sexually unfulfilled. Logically, this implies Becky must have another relationship with a guy that has a large pp. Let's call him Motombo. Now, having sex is a transitive relationship. Since Aaron has sex with Becky, and Becky has sex with Motombo, from this we can conclude Aaron has sex with Motombo. But both Aaron and Motombo have a pp, from which follows that Aaron must be gay. This contradicts the previous statement that Aaron is not gay. Ergo we can conclude that our initial assumption must be faulty, and all americans are gay. Since you are american, it directly follows that you are indeed gay. QED
