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This is why you shouldn't come here.
Normally small spoons are harmless, but this extremely sharp knife is big enough to cut you through your heavy raincoat. Its edge is like a dagger and it's fucking huge.
Here in Bongland, we have evolved an immunity somewhat, so we have a half hour to get to a doctor, but tourists drop dead in just a few minutes.
The Sharp Assualt Spoon; Google It Faggots.