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>Be me
>Be burger
>Go to shitty Chinese restaurant with Fat burger wife and shitty burger step kids
>Order chow mien
>Shitty Commie Kung Fu master asshole comes out with these shitty noodles and meat speaking his Commie language
>Eat that shit with a fork, I don't need those commie sticks to eat
> Finish meal, dont tip because commies dont need money anyway
>go home to neighborhood full of niggers and spooks
>around a month or two later I start projectile vomit and shitting
>Doctor says I have a tape worm
>supposed to take medicine to kill worm, but I'm not a pussy bitch
>Eating my usual meal of four Quarter Pounders, a 32oz can of redbull, and 5 hotdogs with american cheese melted on them
>Go to bathroom
>shit out 75 foot tape worm
Mfw my healthy everyday american diet killed a commie parasite
