>>11850651It's true that most finns probably are gay. All of them are ridiculously macho to the extent that it flips over and becomes super gay. They would be bears (the fat gay variety), if it wasn't for the fact they don't have any body hair. There's a reason why all finns love Manowar (pic related). It's the dream look for any finn.
But their machoness is skin deep, since they're really insecure and submissive. This is mostly due to their intellectual inferiority, but also stems from the fact that they've always been occupied by some stronger power, like Sweden and Russia. They're so used to being stepped on, they don't know how to behave when they're free. All of them secretly yearn to be swedes or russians again. Just look how many of them emigrated to Sweden in the '60s and '70s.
