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>my face when Americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when Americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when Americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when Americans call a cuff link time johnny a "watch"
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"
>my face when Americans call whismy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when Americans call hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when Americans call nutty gum and fruit spleggins "peanut and jelly"
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when Americans call forcey fun time "rape"'
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when Americans call a nickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when Americans call peepee friction "sex"
>my face when Americans call rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippety-clops "roads"
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when Americans call British Man of Asian Decent a "Muslim"
