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>be in 8th grade
>wake up one day
>turn on my computer and start jacking off to anime tiddies
>mom starts banging on my door telling me I'm late
>oh shit
>shut computer down, still have blue balls since I wasn't able to finish
>get to school, go to class
>hear the morning announcements, it's penis inspection day
>homeroom teacher is a bitch, won't give me a bathroom pass
>get called to the nurse's office about a half-hour into homeroom for penis inspection
>arrive there
>nurse begins peeling back the foreskin and fondling my balls
>built-up "pressure" from earlier releases and I jizz in her eye
>get two week suspension
Fucking penis inspection day
