>>9779840Invade Yerp, "Ich can handle this." Fatty Goering.
Goering can't handle, leave England hanging. Invade Russia. Axis partner really pisses off US.
Declare war on US. Declare war on Mars.
Three years later, "It all looked good on paper. We're so smart. Verdammt German people let me down."
Furor shoots self and bride.