>>7933823<be finnish
<currently tracking a moose through the snow
<track his footprints
<finally see him through the trees
<unfortunately the moose sees the finn too and charges
<fire your mosin nagant blindly, get a lucky hit on its head
<it falls forward and crushes the hunter's legs
<begin crawling home, dragging the moose along with
<feel hungry, but it's too cold for a fire
<eat the moose raw
<after 16 hours, make it back home
<suddenly, rumbling is heard in the hunter's stomach
<bacteria from the raw meat poisoned the finn's weak digestive track
<run to the outhouse
<be finn
>Blow it out the ass 