>>14007470Your brain IS absolutely rotten.
>>14007679She did NOT turn you down and call you a "smelly lowlife pencil penis fatfuck".
It was me.
>>14008654You do NOT like high school girls at age of 29.
>>14008877hot
>>14013944She did NOT saw you open any nsfw tabs.
>>14014209You LOVE your penis.
>>14014833No, they did NOT just do that.
>>14017926You CAN tell her that you want to get raped by a succubus, although I wouldn't recommend it.
>>14021743You ARE this cute and pure, though an incredible degenerate.
>>14024094A cute zoomer in crop-top did NOT accuse you of looking at her weirdly.
>>14030077You do NOT need a woman to do exactly this to you.
>>14031520Hiring a ladyboy is NOT cheaper than paying a female prostitute, unless they are twelve.
>>14033095Your heart is NOT so heavy that you cannot sleep.
>>14038355Showing your co-worker soijaks will NOT make her laugh.
>14038801Mixing your precum with her coffe will NOT result in a love potion.
