>>29836Nignogs in my cuntry are dumb as fuck. I just open up my tinder, find some black guy and pretend im a big-titted white chick and their ape brain totally fall for it. Story time.
>Regular catfishing>find fat ooga booga, around 40-45 years old>I start texting him>He becomes hooked instantly>Tells me he has a wife and wants some fuck on the side>Masterplan.exe downloading>I tell him i'm a 26 year old virgin with a job that makes me a fuckton of money>Tell him to text me tommorow since I have to go to work>Start writing down ideas on what to do, until I finally get a good one>I turn on my phone the following morning. He has already sent me about 10 messages.>I tell him I'm horny as fuck and want some sex>I ask his address and he gives it to me instantly>Tells him the sex isn't free, and it'll cost him 5000 Rand (500$)>Sends it immediately over Paypal. >Mfw>Give him a call and yell "NIGGER" over the phone and immediately remove him from my contacts