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>be me grandpa was a detective taught me how to read people lies,anxiety,heartbreak etc
>get really good at it
>grandpa died but his lessons stuck with me
>go to McDonald’s every Friday after work QT.314 goth chick works the register flirts with me occasionally
>go to McDonald’s for dinner tonight she always for my number
>usually would’ve been amazing but I could tell by her untucked shirt uncurled hair and red lines around her eyes she’s emotionally distraught
>say “normally I would but you just got broken up with I think you should wait”
>”umm how’d you know that”
>”same way I know you have 2 long haired cats don’t listen to any music released after 2000 and grew up in the Midwest”
>she calls me a creep before I can explain further
>cucked myself again ):
