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here's another good one i had
>*farmer guy is counting chicken eggs on a farm*
>*other farmer guy sees him counting the eggs*
farmer guy 1 to farmer guy 2: "DON'T COUNT YOUR EGG BEFORE THEY HATCH"
farmer guy 2 to farmer guy 1: "i just want to know the number of eggs you asshole"
farmer guy 1 to farmer guy 2: "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE"