>>16908657Jokes on you, I have transcended all attempts at my freedom by the leash of language that drags other anons hin and hinter and hitherto and tither. I have escaped all attempts to categorize my unique disposition known as a soul and identity. I am, a semantic lord, immune to misery even of my own mind through the power of semantic guarding. I walk the streets with a packet of Baking Soda in my jacketpocket in case of an unforeseen acid attack upon myself or a female I am accompanying, who I have already rizzed up in short order after guiding her along an ordered narrative construction that could lead to marriage and children, assuming she matches MY STANDARDS. I am a successor of the lineage of Adam, a fulfilled pureblooded Man in 2023, having survived all attempts to inject me with a mixture of God-knows-what. Using speed-of-light access to all the world's information, I have catalogued and busted open all assumptive frames of the world I was born into that would attempt to coerce me to go along with its fancies and insanities, and I have passed every test thus far. The world is fallen, my optimism lies with God alone, but I will work to improve it while I am here as I am able. Godspeed, gentlemen.