>>8522905Because no one has ever given me orgasms stronger than orgasms I have given myself. The hard work of staying in shape, maintaining a respectable job and social circle, being charming and optimistic enough to maintain a gf, being energetic enough to not become boring, and avoiding any sort of deal breaking downfall like alcoholism or fucked up sexual fetishism is not worth the reward of avoiding loneliness. I'd rather just love myself and do my own thing.
Now, why aren't YOU my gf?