>>801223I steal dogs and ransom or return them for money
>steal a little fluffball that was laying on his front yard >stash him away at my house >wait for the inevitable missing dog posters >get the old bitches email and phone >start sending her pics of her dog tied up with rubberbands >tell her I'll fucking torture it for days before burying it alive if she doesn't fork over 10gs >tell her i'll make it last for weeks if she goes to the cops>set up a drop off location while she was blubbering and sobbing >mfw got a new xbox beats and some dope ass jordans last week 