>>11538191Man, I am glad opponents are apparently promoting based on simony and not anything else. After the door slammed, I went and knocked on their door across the hall. I gave them the command knock and they probably opened the door right away without looking first because they thought it was the cops. Usually my stalkers don't answer the door.
Man! These fuckers are REEEEtarded! There was two men in there. I noticed right away that the one sitting on the bed was a dead ringer for Hunter Biden. I could tell they were unsettled by my command knock. It was probably guilty conscience biting them. Anyways, you know what these stupid motherfuckers did? I said, "Can you stop slamming your door so much? You're bothering me slamming your door every five minutes." At first, the one at the door made confused noises in an obvious American accent. Then this dumb fucking asshole on the bed starts acting like he can't understand me in a fake Ukrainian accent. FUCKING UKRAINIAN OF ALL THE FUCKING ACCENTS!
CEILING TAPPING IMMEDIATELY WHEN I TYPED THAT, I moved up into the room where my ceiling assailant used to be.
These stupid motherfuckers! The one at the door follows the other's lead and switches out of his confused American accent into his fake Ukrainian accent. Fuck man, do they only teach
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these fucking CIA stalkers the one fake accent from the country they work in? This is not Jason Bourne I'm dealing with over here. Then I started pretending like I had a horrible slavic accent as well and I gave them the finger about five times on my fake nose itch. What a bunch of degenerate fucking retards. UKRAINIAN? Are you kidding!?!?
At first, I looked and said in my head, "That one looks just like Hunter," and then they switched to pretending to being Ukrainian retards after they found out that frightened frat boy mode wasn't called for because it was just me with my manly command knock.These guys are fucking douche bags. Maybe I hope Trump wins.
