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>Mulattos come screeching in
>Big fat mudshark mommy waddles in behind them
>JAYDENCE! KAYDEN! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!
>Can I help you with something ma'am?
>OH WE'RE NOT SPENDING ANY MONEY HERE
>Internally:: Then get out of here you ugly fucking fat coalburner and take your mutant spawn with you
>Mother waddlechases near-feral halfsies around
>Wafts stench of farts and rotten ham around my store
>Father comes in
>skinny cracked out nigger
>Either completely straight laced and making an honest effort, or a Wyatt E. Mann characture
>Old lady comes in
>Um excuse me, do you know where i can find t-*whisper whisper whisper*
>I'm sorry ma'am? I diddn't hear you
>WELL YOU'RE BEING EXTREMELY RUDE! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER
>in a fucking death shout
>I'm sorry ma'am, what is it that you needed?
>I NEED TO KNOW WHERE [store that closed 10 years ago] IS AND YOU'RE NOT BEING HELPFUL AT ALL! YOU NEED TO BE FIRED!!!
>Ma'am you're causing a scene and i'm going to have to ask you to leave. Mall information is just down the main throughfare
>I'M NEVER COMING BACK HERE EVER AGAIN!
>comes back the next day to ask where somethine else that moved out a decade ago is
